How To Avoid Anal Accidents Using Sex Toys

How To Avoid Anal Accidents Using Sex Toys

For anal game, use an anal sex toy: it should be yours and of the right shape.

Those guys, always getting themselves into buttloads of problems! They actually should know better…

Recently Boinkology reported us to this story about a priest who got a potato stuck in his ass – apparently he fell backwards and up his butt it went. Right. Quote the surgeon who took off the sad root vegetable: ‘He explained to me, rather sincerely, he had been hanging curtains nude in the kitchen when he fell backwards on the kitchen table and on to a potato. But it isn’t for me to ask questions about his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it pulled out.’

Later there was this letter on the Daily Bedpost from a guy who used his wife’s vibrator as an ass plug without saying her a word. Ouch. Em & Lo gave him a strict chastising, and suggested that he purchased his own ass sex toy, one with a flared base to avoid any vicarious accidents. An individual’s sex toy is sacred, and only they have to decide how, when, where and upon whom it is applied. In case the sex toy is porous, fecal bacteria can get lodged in the microscopic crannies and nooks, potentially causing a nasty infection for her, no matter how long you washed it with anti-bacterial soap.

Girls are much smarter about things like these: they do their study before sticking strange objects into their butts! ‘A Girl’s Guide to Anal Sex’ and ‘Anal Sex For Beginners’ are two most popular articles to be searched for. Here is the list of some tips to get you started on solo anal game:

1. Be sure you are relaxed, or nothing is going to fit up there.
2. Use more lube. Your ass doesn’t self-lubricate like your vagina.
3. Use sex toys only with a flared base – you don’t need any trips to the emergency room, no matter how anonymous the doctors are.
4. And as always use your own sex toy and get pleasure!

 


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