Some Excuses For Not Having Sex On The First Date

Some Excuses For Not Having Sex On The First Date

So you got acquainted with that guy, right? And you went on a really amazing date.

What better way to cap off a nice night with sex in the bedroom…or not.

Sometimes, having intercourse on the first date is a really bad choice. Let’s see why.

– Your sex number is already quite high – and in case the man isn’t going to call you on a date again, you don’t want to have to own up to adding one more if it’s just a one-night affair;
– You aren’t the village bicycle – there is no girl who wants to be the one ‘everybody rides’;
– You haven’t shaved your legs – you considered that date to be a bum;
– You are in those gigantic, stained granny panties;
– You find out that he has got a little penis;

– There is another awesome edition of Sex and the City that night and you want to sit in front of your TV in your bathrobe;
– Your roommate is at home, and you don’t want that bitch throwing herself all over him while you are trying to make up an excuse to go doing the dirty;
– You are getting over a Brazilian wax gone awfully bad – and the entire pub area is swollen, painful and red;
– You may have had intercourse with his roommate at a drunken party back in ’05 and you don’t want them to compare the experiences;
– You saw him scratching his crotch more than three times, which make you think what he’s got going on down there.

No matter what other silly excuses you think of for not sleeping with a guy on the first date, remember about your good name and the conclusions he can make of you. Have a nice first date!

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