Top List of Fears Girls Have About Anal Sex

Top List of Fears Girls Have About Anal Sex
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Top List of Fears Girls Have About Anal Sex

All girls know how you, boys, would be excited if they were as enthusiastic about anal sex as you are.

Sometimes you say about it, and women smile and shrug. ‘Well, perhaps some other day,’ your girlfriends tell, handing you back the lube. It isn’t because they are prudes who don’t care about men’s pleasure; it’s just that sometimes their asses need to be wooed.

The whole anal sex thing is scary for girls, as it’s scary for the majority of you strictly heaters. Even for those of women who have had anal sex before, it’s still scary. Especially if boyfriend’s cock is way bigger than the guy’s one they tried it with. Once. And that was like eight years ago. And their asses gone back to sleep since then. In other words: Girls in fact want to try it with you, but only if you take their fears seriously. Unless you assuage their anxiety and make them feel absolutely comfortable about anal sex, it’s never going to happen. Bring girls’ butts flowers. After the jump their real or imagined fears about taking it up the ass.

Shit happens

Girls so much fear having of some sort of shit accident during anal sex. In case their poop got on your cock or if it made them have to poop so badly that they had to jump out of bed to run to the bathroom, they would be mortified. Should we also note, that it would absolutely ruin girls’ mood?

The Fear of Hemorrhoids

If you have ever seen images of cauliflower asses that homosexual guys get from too much anal sex…well, Jesus that’s just about the worst thing in the world girls can imagine happening to their butts.

Awful Pain

Women think that it will hurt really badly. Do you know how scared they were to pop their hymens when they were virgins? Girls were scared of the blood, scared of the pain, scared that they would be walking weird for days. Now, multiply that times thousand in the case of popping their butt cherry.

Anal Misbeliefs

Girls have a friend, who has a friend who was really, really into anal sex and she ended up with a spastic colon forever. Of course, women know that this is perhaps not related to her penchant for anal sex, but still, they always associate anal sex with rectal disorders. Also, another friend had a homosexual roommate in college who had to get a probe up his butt because anal sex tore something up inside and he had to sit on a donut pillow thing everywhere he went for two months.

Tearing or Leaking

Mentioning the guy who had to sit in a donut pillow for two months, it’s hardly possible to imagine something worse than that happening. Girls are scared that an inexperienced guy will put his dick too fast and tear something up inside. Or the butthole will stretch out so much that they have poop leakage forevermore. Or if you have read that book called Wetlands, you know what pictures from it will never leave their psyches.

Ass Queefing

If it exists, is it the same as farting? Women aren’t sure, but they are scared it will happen.

The Powerlessness

Girls would be remiss if they didn’t talk about the power dynamic at play during guy on girl anal sex. It places a girl in a rather vulnerable position, and if they have any history or sexual assault or rape, this might cause them lots and lots of anxiety.

Anal Sex Forever

Girls are afraid that you’ll only want it that way. Once you tried anal sex, you never refuse it. Did you hear that? Or are women just imagining it? Will you ever want routine sex again once you’ve had girls’ asses? These are things girls fret about.

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  1. Samuel
    Samuel 23 February, 2015, 17:29

    So interesting – I need to try this type of sex

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