It’s not a big secret that men like to watch porn and actually enjoy themselves while doing it. And there are also lots of women out there who have gotten knowledge of this by catching their boyfriends in the act. The reaction of guys caught at the ‘crime place’ is quite different and may vary from blame and denial to embarrassment and selflessness.

For those girls, and for all the girls in the world who are at risk of stepping into a one-guy party, we suggest you the most widespread excuses guys give when caught during porn watching and also some advice on how you can handle this kind of situation. There aren’t so much most mortified, stammered excuses men give. So here are the three of them:

Denial

It’s the most widespread guys’ reaction in the world. Despite the fact they’ve been caught with their pants half-down and a naughty couple having sex on the screen, they actually try to deny everything like “it’s not what you’re thinking about” or “I don’t know how this got on my monitor”. They are common phrases told by every guy caught doing anything forbidden or bad. Men can blame their mates for sending them weird links or tell you that you’re actually imagining things. All of these are just the signs of desperate men doing their best to save the face and a good name.

Selflessness

“Sweetie, I was thinking of you while watching it”, “If you were there, I would watch that for sure” and so on. In fact, this is often pronounced by guys who are watching porn featuring girls with a quite different ethnicity than you. The men themselves call the “I was thinking of you” excuse as “the lie people agree to walk around with,” that is perfect. There are some other selfless excuses like “I watch this so I can learn how to please you even better” or “If I watch this now, I will last longer later”. Aww, for whom?

Blame

There are men who can actually blame you in what they were doing when they’ve been caught by you. Interesting, ha? They can tell you they need more sex or your attention or whatever. Sometimes, it doesn’t mean they tell the truth. Guys just try to make you feel guilty for what was going on in the room. But there are also the cases, when you probably should think over the frequency of your intercourses, so may be your sexual partner really feels lack of sex in his life.